girls don’t like boys
girls like celebrities old enough to be their parents
if i had a voice like morgan freeman i would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives
(Source: iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye)
- Mom: It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
- Me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*
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